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Post-its
Not that Zambia nowadays resembles Proud Britannia (who’d want that?), but, like many post-independence countries, it finds itself in those years of decay when the body and mind begin to …
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Red Tape
“I wasn’t insulting you. I genuinely thought you were a long-distance runner. And I genuinely want you to run to the ba…
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Tourist Syndrome
But I am quick to dispel any doubts about my pedigree by exhibiting unnecessary stinginess and a permanent scowl upon m…
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All Dis Accuse Na Mere Allegations
And even when there is proof, you must deny it at all costs. Deny the very existence of facts themselves, get upset at …
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Road Rage
I usually end up praying to God and all the prophets and apostles, and even consider wasting money on life insurance.
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Save the Mosquitoes Ministries
The slightly confusing Proverbs 12:10 was chosen as an ideal candidate: “Whoever is righteous has regard for the life o…
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Late Submission
Sebastian was once so late for a party that he pretended to have just recovered from Hepatitis B. He then proceeded to …
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A (Modest) Proposition
In my mind getting engaged is just an expensive way to tell someone that you are fairly confident you like them. I susp…
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Social Etiquette
Money, religion and politics, so the saying goes, should never be discussed in polite company. Some add a fourth – sex …
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Auto Destruct
I bought a burner phone. Not because I’ll be making shady calls to a witch doctor again anytime soon (I hope), or becau…
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A Coming of Age
As most of my dear readers know, I leave my passive-aggressive musings for this column and save my more overtly aggress…
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Sole Searching
Few things are more satisfying than ordering a pair of good shoes online. Like watching the package’s slow journey from…
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Product Recall
Ah yes, the fresh smell of an in-flight magazine. I would say I missed it, but I never really left.Maybe you missed my …
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Farewell, sucker
When you get off this plane, greet the hostess goodbye and try to forget the in-flight food, I want you to think of all…
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Tourist Trap
Travelling, they say, opens the mind. Not in a directly spiritual way (unless you are consuming class A drugs)
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Personality of The Year
Celebrities are a blight upon this world. There – I’ve spilt the beans, let the cat out of the bag, blown the gaff. I’v…
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I Put A Spell on You
Love is such a strange, omnipresent, wonderful, and pedestrian thing that it needs to be protected.
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Red Tape
“I wasn’t insulting you. I genuinely thought you …
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Tourist Syndrome
But I am quick to dispel any doubts about my pedi…
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All Dis Accuse Na Mere Allegations
And even when there is proof, you must deny it at…
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Humour
Road Rage
I usually end up praying to God and all the proph…
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Humour
Save the Mosquitoes Ministries
The slightly confusing Proverbs 12:10 was chosen …
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Humour
Late Submission
Sebastian was once so late for a party that he pr…
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Humour
A (Modest) Proposition
In my mind getting engaged is just an expensive w…
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Humour
Social Etiquette
Money, religion and politics, so the saying goes,…
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Humour
Auto Destruct
I bought a burner phone. Not because I’ll be maki…
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Humour
A Coming of Age
As most of my dear readers know, I leave my passi…
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Humour
Sole Searching
Few things are more satisfying than ordering a pa…
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Humour
Product Recall
Ah yes, the fresh smell of an in-flight magazine.…
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Humour
Farewell, sucker
When you get off this plane, greet the hostess go…
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Humour
Tourist Trap
Travelling, they say, opens the mind. Not in a di…
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Humour
Personality of The Year
Celebrities are a blight upon this world. There –…
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Humour
I Put A Spell on You
Love is such a strange, omnipresent, wonderful, a…
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